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April 28th 2008 06:52
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 Would We Have Allowed Nazi Germany To Host the Olympics???April 19th 2008 03:01
A very deep and meaningful question asked by a very intelligent protestor.
Clearly the Nazi's staged the Olympics, like the holocaust it never actually happened. Your text goes here
I Was Tasered For Supporting Doctor Ron PaulMarch 24th 2008 15:59
I was cycling to my weekly 'Australians for Doctor Ron Paul' meetup in Sydney, Australia when a police officer bumped into me and knocked me off my bike. I fell down hard on my hand possibly grazing my knee, all I can say is thank god for my custom 'Ron Paul 08' helmet which saved my head from contact with the hard road just like how Doctor Ron Paul will save the global economy from hitting the pavement.
The policeman had delibrately pushed me, at the time I was quite phased so I thought it was my fault, I told him I was sorry. He looked at me through his sunglasses at my chest, I thought he was admiring my 'Ron Paul 08' T-Shirt. I chuckled and calmly explained to him how Doctor Ron Paul was a US Presidential candidate who would restore the constitution and bring peace and prosperity to the world which is why it mattered even to Australians that he be elected. He sneared a bit, while poking me with his bayonett he asked 'is that right?' in a rhetorical kind of way. I of course didn't know it was a rhetorical question so I answered 'yeah, that's right' then elaborated on how Doctor Ron Pauls domestic policy should also be copied by the Australian government since the man knew what was good for a country. I told him that I had to hurry otherwise I would miss my meetup and hopped onto my bicycle. But before I could ride off he tasered me from the back, I fell again, harder this time and grazed my other knee. I begged him to stop because I have a pacemaker and I was worried the electric shocks would break it, he laughed and tasered me again while I was on the floor. He then walked off while whistling to his police car and moments later came back, I was still in shock and on the floor from the taser shock. I was getting really worried my pacemaker might stop working. Opening my pocket he slipped something in, then picked me up and slammed me against his police car, he handcuffed my hands really tightly and 'searched' me (though I think he was atually feeling me up). 'Well now, whats this?' he said as he pulled a packet of marijuanna out of my pocket. He must have planted it there! He threw me in the car and took me to the police station where I was held for five days without trial. All the while I kept strong by remembering that if and when Doctor Ron Paul is elected president of the United States I will never have to deal with any of this tyranny. After I was released I told the policeman that he better enjoy his time of power over me because soon he will be put in his place by Doctor Ron Paul.
I Am Most Qualified To be US PresidentMarch 5th 2008 18:41
There I said it, pending a change of citizenship and place of birth as well as a good additional twenty years to my life I would be best qualified to be the president of the United States, now let me tell you why:
I have considerable experience dealing with foreign countries and nations from all over the world. I know cultures like the back of my hand, I know Turkish people leave their shoes outside the house but Palestinians take it inside. I know certain *asian* cultures have their kitchens outside because the smell of the cooking would kill you in high concentrations inside your house
If They Bark They Don't BiteFebruary 3rd 2008 05:38
Everyday I'm surprised by people who change my expectations and preconceptions of the world. Rapper MOS DEF really did put things into perspective, even if he is a little crazy.
Liberal political commentator Chris Rock has a few uneducated things to say about George Bush because we all know liberals are people who criticize the bush administration because they are too afraid of how awesome the bush administration is.
On Elections: "Why would they have Election Day on a Tuesday? Would you hold a party on a Tuesday? No, cause you want people to come. They obviously don't want you showing up."
Government Gives even MORE Insentive to Hijack Passenger JetsJanuary 5th 2008 21:10
Tens of thousands of airline passengers will soon be flying on jets outfitted with anti-missile systems as part of a new government test aimed at thwarting terrorists armed with shoulder-fired projectiles. Three American Airlines Boeing 767-200s that fly daily round-trip routes between New York and California will receive the anti-missile laser jammers this spring, according to the Department of Homeland Security, which is spending $29 million on the tests.
DenialJanuary 4th 2008 04:36
Now that Iowas polls are coming in Paultards have begun taking the steps of grief, the first of which being denial.
You've just seen the worst performance that Ron will EVER be capable of giving us. Iowa is his worst state. We know this. Why? Nearly 70% of them said they were happy with Bush (aka the anti-Paul). Iowa is HOSTILE territory for Ron Paul. We are so lucky that it was the first one. He will go up from here much like the fundraising graphs - steady as a rock.
The Verdict is in: Gobama!January 4th 2008 03:18
Obama has won the Iowa caucus with 37% followed by Hillary Clinton and Edwards something or another who tied in at 30 (slightly in Edwards favour).
So GOBAMA! Teach that Clinton/Edwards a lesson in manners! You might nto be an old man but at least you're looking ahead to... a bright future in politics
Daddy Dearest On SteroidsJanuary 3rd 2008 16:16
Since so many people are killing their kids these days I figure I should do whats right, and highlight a few...
Father killed children to punish estranged wife, court told
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