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What a Terrible Parent

December 16th 2007 17:26

You would think only the children of dastardly liberals would turn out this bad, apparently not.

In 1998, David Huckabee was among two boys fired from a Boy Scout camp after a stray dog was killed after wandering onto camp property. David Huckabee, 17 at the time, said the dog appeared ill; no charges were filed. The elder Huckabee said then that politics was behind the dog-killing accusation.

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In all fairness the dog represented some sort of (unspecified/murky) threat to the camp that recquired it be killed in a violent manner.

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8 Year Old Barack Obama: "I Wan't to be a President"

December 4th 2007 06:58

Hillary Clinton in order to prove Barack Obama is a genetically engineered human geared towards unfairly winning the Democratic Presidential nominee (hence in effect make him President of the USA) is now pointing to his kindagarten and grade 3 essays.

In third grade, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled 'I Want To Be a President.' His third grade teacher: Fermina Katarina Sinaga "asked her class to write an essay titled 'My dream: What I want to be in the future.' Senator Obama wrote 'I want to be a President,' she said." [The Los Angeles Times, 3/15/07]

In kindergarten, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled 'I Want to Become President.' "Iis Darmawan, 63, Senator Obama's kindergarten teacher, remembers him as an exceptionally tall and curly haired child who quickly picked up the local language and had sharp math skills. He wrote an essay titled, 'I Want To Become President,' the teacher said." [AP, 1/25/07 ]

It would seem Mr. Obama for a long time has wanted to be president of the United States of America (or just a president in generel) and from an early age has been 'indoctrinated' and 'genetically engineered' to be garanteed president.

Laugh all you want, Hillary Clinton has finally uncovered the true nature of Barack Obama.

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Brenden Nelson (Esteemed Liberal Leader): "I've Never Voted Liberal in My Life!"

December 2nd 2007 06:12

I think the Liberal party have found their Kim Beazley.

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Ron Paul on Seperation of Church and State

November 24th 2007 01:29

I beg your pardon but I will not be wanking over Ron Paul and highlighting what a great man he is while ignoring his sheer stupidity. So lets get right down to it (Paul-tards watch out: facts ahead).

From the good doctors own mouth

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This Woman is Senile

November 23rd 2007 10:27

After numerous presidential debates it's more than obvious that Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama are NOT slinging dirt at each other. Sure they poke at each others credibilities and qualifications for the job but it's nothing more than typical political rivalries and dare I say 'respectable'?

This is of course in sharp contrast with the other Democrats who are attacking Hillary Clinton and to a lesser extend Barrack Obama. Thats also just natural since thats all they have running for themselves

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AOL Did Not Rig Online Poll

November 23rd 2007 07:18

There’s a very simple and logical explanation as to why Ron Paul was not winning the AOL poll and has nothing to do with a conspiracy as reported by Digg here that got to the front page, and this one too. One would think there’s some sort of AOL hatched conspiracy going on here. The latter was quite funny:

AOL is running a poll on thier website at news.aol.com. The poll is for your favourite GOP presidential candidate. Some people thought it was strange that Ron Paul was loosing an online poll. After a little investigation, the real spammers were found.

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The Next President of the United States - Female, Democrat and Italian!?

November 17th 2007 11:20

Neo-Nazi, Jew, Lesbian and Hater of All Things Free Nancy Pelosi

I have finally discovered what the democrats have been conspiring to do to get into power in the White House. Since we all know they cannot possibly win in a fair election they will end up resorting to dirty tactics, it is already amply proof that trying to win sympathy votes by way of putting Hillary Clinton up (poor her, hubsand cheated on her) won't get them far enough. Trying to get illegals to vote for them will only get them half-way there (since there aren't enough illegals to win the dems victory). So what about impeachment?

So what will they do instead? Use their undeserved (stolen even) majority to impeach both President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney so that, as according to the presidential line of succession Nancy Pelosi will become President

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Ron Paul Will Introduce a Class Based Political System

November 17th 2007 08:57

How can he create such a system where people will just shut the fuck up and say 'praise be to Ron Paul' while still preserving first amendment rights? Well that’s an interesting thing, see, liberals agree with him on the Iraq war and nothing else, conservatives agree with him on everything but he'll push it a bit too far even for their tastes and neo-Cons hate him outright but will find a niche in his system of government (bypass government control, fool the people direct).

Those he classes as higher can speak down on those who are classed lower, the list is as follows

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