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The thing about hate crimes is anyone can commit it and the advantage of it is that it's convenient. Any armchair blogger can be a hero and a villain of the internet world simply by spouting hate at any given subject. It works and it works great. Even when there is no hate crime it can be made to look as such, there's no escaping it. So why not embrace it?

In a New York subway a bunch of Christian nuts were yelling 'merry Christmas', a Jewish guy happened to be walking by with some of his pacifist friends. In the spirit of the season he replied 'Happy Chanukah'. Maybe said Jewish guy should have kept his big gob shut because what he said was a hate crime against the Christians who took offence that the Jewish guy had killed their deity. So upon this the Christians began exercising their right to free beatings against people they didn't like. Upon seeing this a Muslim came up and, well he got his ass kicked too it was ten Christian nuts versus one Jewish guy (plus his pacifist friends) and one non-suicide bombing Muslim.


It's the thought that counts, and may I be the first to ask, WHAT WAS HE THINKING? Now the Muslim is also committing a hate crime by preventing the Christian guys from their right to express how much they hate the Jewish guy.

Of course the Christian nuts are the most guilty of committing hate crimes expressing their views about Christmas by yelling 'Merry Christmas' in the subway like that and offending people who don't believe in Santa Claus.



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What a Load of Bullshit

December 1st 2007 17:14
I decided to try an experiment with the following hypothesis: To develop an objective opinion about news around the world the first thing you should think after reading or hearing the title is 'what a load of bullshit' and expect the article or segment to convince you the title isn't all bullshit.

From that little experiment I just realized that I don't believe in anything anymore, except for Santa Claus. For some reason the TV and print media is really good at proving Santa Claus's existence. They speak about the fat man like he's real and never question his existence, whats a guy to do but believe in the bastard?
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Ho Ho Ho No Mo!

November 15th 2007 14:47
It has become apparent that Hitler is plotting with Sexy-Satan and the neo-Nazi coalition of Kangaroos to destroy Christmas in Australia by forcing Santa Claus to call upon the Ho's [source]. Didn't anyone know the phrase 'ho ho ho' is the pagan calling for the scary little gay gnomes who partake in gay sexual activities and make baby Jesus cry? I think NOT.

Neo-Nazi Kangaroo Coalition
Typical neo-Nazi coalition of Kangaroos Promo Material

Thankfully some thoughtful people have come together and announced that Santa Claus and all his clones will be required to under go specialist training to ensure their ho’s sound more like ha’s and not scare the little kiddies into crying their heads off thereby summoning the gay gnomes who will partake in gay sexual activities to make baby Jesus cry (damn them!).


Filed Under: Christmas Special (AKA War Against Christmas).
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