I Want to Marry Ann Coulter
October 30th 2008 08:55
I want to marry Ann Coulter because I know she is a virgin and has been saving herself for when she gets married to her soul mate.
How do I know that she is a virgin? Somebody who is as staunch a Christian as Ann Coulter would never have pre-marital sex. Since Ann has never said "I do" it is a guarantee she is a pure as they can come. Ann has just been waiting all this time for the right man to come and sweep her off her feet. If given the chance I would treat her like the delicate flower that she is.
How do I know that she is a virgin? Somebody who is as staunch a Christian as Ann Coulter would never have pre-marital sex. Since Ann has never said "I do" it is a guarantee she is a pure as they can come. Ann has just been waiting all this time for the right man to come and sweep her off her feet. If given the chance I would treat her like the delicate flower that she is.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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Business News
i was thinking much the same the other day, about Anne Coulter, but also about any really judgemental righteous people - i wonder if they have lived their lives as conservatively as they suggest other people should?
humble lives without greed, corruption, or divorce . . .
i wonder if they are abstinant themselves, if they have never had oral sex or never used a condom . . . is it possible that these people have never flirted with the same sex, or experimented with drugs, or shop-lifting, or vandalism, or cheating, or swearing, or nudity, or violence . . . never raised their voice or lied . . . is it possible?
im pretty sure Anne in particular has had several high profile courtships, maybe she did abstain . . . i guess we will never know . . .
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Comment by Anonymous
I feel sorry for you.