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I Want to Marry Ann Coulter

October 30th 2008 08:55
I want to marry Ann Coulter because I know she is a virgin and has been saving herself for when she gets married to her soul mate.
How do I know that she is a virgin? Somebody who is as staunch a Christian as Ann Coulter would never have pre-marital sex. Since Ann has never said "I do" it is a guarantee she is a pure as they can come. Ann has just been waiting all this time for the right man to come and sweep her off her feet. If given the chance I would treat her like the delicate flower that she is.

I Want to Marry Ann Coulter


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Comment by Morgan Bell

October 30th 2008 09:21
that article was fantastic!

i was thinking much the same the other day, about Anne Coulter, but also about any really judgemental righteous people - i wonder if they have lived their lives as conservatively as they suggest other people should?

humble lives without greed, corruption, or divorce . . .

i wonder if they are abstinant themselves, if they have never had oral sex or never used a condom . . . is it possible that these people have never flirted with the same sex, or experimented with drugs, or shop-lifting, or vandalism, or cheating, or swearing, or nudity, or violence . . . never raised their voice or lied . . . is it possible?

im pretty sure Anne in particular has had several high profile courtships, maybe she did abstain . . . i guess we will never know . . .

Comment by RubySoho

October 30th 2008 12:20
'Ann Coulter' and 'sex' are three words that should never be mentioned in the same sentence.

Comment by Anonymous

October 31st 2008 06:36

I feel sorry for you.

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