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I Was Tasered For Supporting Doctor Ron Paul

March 24th 2008 15:59
I was cycling to my weekly 'Australians for Doctor Ron Paul' meetup in Sydney, Australia when a police officer bumped into me and knocked me off my bike. I fell down hard on my hand possibly grazing my knee, all I can say is thank god for my custom 'Ron Paul 08' helmet which saved my head from contact with the hard road just like how Doctor Ron Paul will save the global economy from hitting the pavement.

The policeman had delibrately pushed me, at the time I was quite phased so I thought it was my fault, I told him I was sorry. He looked at me through his sunglasses at my chest, I thought he was admiring my 'Ron Paul 08' T-Shirt. I chuckled and calmly explained to him how Doctor Ron Paul was a US Presidential candidate who would restore the constitution and bring peace and prosperity to the world which is why it mattered even to Australians that he be elected.


He sneared a bit, while poking me with his bayonett he asked 'is that right?' in a rhetorical kind of way. I of course didn't know it was a rhetorical question so I answered 'yeah, that's right' then elaborated on how Doctor Ron Pauls domestic policy should also be copied by the Australian government since the man knew what was good for a country.

I told him that I had to hurry otherwise I would miss my meetup and hopped onto my bicycle. But before I could ride off he tasered me from the back, I fell again, harder this time and grazed my other knee. I begged him to stop because I have a pacemaker and I was worried the electric shocks would break it, he laughed and tasered me again while I was on the floor. He then walked off while whistling to his police car and moments later came back, I was still in shock and on the floor from the taser shock. I was getting really worried my pacemaker might stop working.


Opening my pocket he slipped something in, then picked me up and slammed me against his police car, he handcuffed my hands really tightly and 'searched' me (though I think he was atually feeling me up). 'Well now, whats this?' he said as he pulled a packet of marijuanna out of my pocket. He must have planted it there!

He threw me in the car and took me to the police station where I was held for five days without trial. All the while I kept strong by remembering that if and when Doctor Ron Paul is elected president of the United States I will never have to deal with any of this tyranny. After I was released I told the policeman that he better enjoy his time of power over me because soon he will be put in his place by Doctor Ron Paul.
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