Iowa Caucus and Ron Paul - I Win Either Way
January 2nd 2008 23:56
So the whole 'lets pick whose going to run next for president' elections will be starting in the US sometime soon. According to Australia it should be happening today, according to the US it will be happening tomorrow. Well since the electionsare in the US I guess it's tomorrow.
I would just like to point out that however this thing goes down I win, yes, if Ron Paul wins the damn thing by a cleansweep (unlikely) I win, if he loses it miserably I still win.
Lets put things into perspective,
Ron Paul is a crazy maniac who thinks the state government has a right to not only invade on your privacy but ban such and such sexual practice as 'according to its own local standards' (I refer you here). Is that good? No, thats excellent. He's every bit the religous nut that Huckabee is but he's not supportive of the war in Iraq and thats why you, the delusional Paultard support this man. Grrrrrreat.
So if he wins, he'll start giving states their due right as according to the constitution and when your right to fuck or live as an atheist is literally made illegal you'll only have only yourselves to blame. Not that you would, like some bitchy feminist you'll find the nearest source to blame, it won't be Ron Paul or yourself, but it'll be someone who is easy for you to hate. NOt that it would get you anywhere, your freedoms would be lost iether way.
Now suppose he loses, not coming in dead last (despite his polling numbers showing so), I'd say he'll be coming in second from bottom. See then I'll laugh, I'll laugh as you start submitting story after story into various websites and blogs claiming foul play, I'll laugh as you start justifying the bad numbers, I'll laugh as you blame the toothfairy for Ron Pauls demise. But I'll laugh most for your inability to get off your fat ass and go out to knock on a few doors, maybe hold a few banners up.
See the internet has never really livedup to the hype. Remember Snakes on a Plane? If you were happily surfing the interwebz you'd have thought the movie was destined for glory. Yet come its release date it fizzled. Is the whole Paul fad the samething? Probably, so Ron Paul will probably have his ass handed to him and all you'll have from me is my laughter.
In the end to me Ron Pauls victory or defeat are my own personal victories. While perhaps if he was made president he could bring about great foreign policy (while simultaneously screwing over on the domestic front), finally end the Israel baby sitting, withdraw troops from Iraq (ok, I'm not so hotshot about that one), withdraw military bases from all across the world, and do all that... well, ok, I confess, I'd rather he won, then screwed you folks over domestically, and did all the good foreign stuff. Then I want it to be proven without the shadow of a doubt you paultards cheated on the elections, that would be pretty cool. But I guess I can't have my cake and eat it too eh?
I would just like to point out that however this thing goes down I win, yes, if Ron Paul wins the damn thing by a cleansweep (unlikely) I win, if he loses it miserably I still win.
Lets put things into perspective,
Ron Paul is a crazy maniac who thinks the state government has a right to not only invade on your privacy but ban such and such sexual practice as 'according to its own local standards' (I refer you here). Is that good? No, thats excellent. He's every bit the religous nut that Huckabee is but he's not supportive of the war in Iraq and thats why you, the delusional Paultard support this man. Grrrrrreat.
So if he wins, he'll start giving states their due right as according to the constitution and when your right to fuck or live as an atheist is literally made illegal you'll only have only yourselves to blame. Not that you would, like some bitchy feminist you'll find the nearest source to blame, it won't be Ron Paul or yourself, but it'll be someone who is easy for you to hate. NOt that it would get you anywhere, your freedoms would be lost iether way.
Now suppose he loses, not coming in dead last (despite his polling numbers showing so), I'd say he'll be coming in second from bottom. See then I'll laugh, I'll laugh as you start submitting story after story into various websites and blogs claiming foul play, I'll laugh as you start justifying the bad numbers, I'll laugh as you blame the toothfairy for Ron Pauls demise. But I'll laugh most for your inability to get off your fat ass and go out to knock on a few doors, maybe hold a few banners up.
See the internet has never really livedup to the hype. Remember Snakes on a Plane? If you were happily surfing the interwebz you'd have thought the movie was destined for glory. Yet come its release date it fizzled. Is the whole Paul fad the samething? Probably, so Ron Paul will probably have his ass handed to him and all you'll have from me is my laughter.
In the end to me Ron Pauls victory or defeat are my own personal victories. While perhaps if he was made president he could bring about great foreign policy (while simultaneously screwing over on the domestic front), finally end the Israel baby sitting, withdraw troops from Iraq (ok, I'm not so hotshot about that one), withdraw military bases from all across the world, and do all that... well, ok, I confess, I'd rather he won, then screwed you folks over domestically, and did all the good foreign stuff. Then I want it to be proven without the shadow of a doubt you paultards cheated on the elections, that would be pretty cool. But I guess I can't have my cake and eat it too eh?
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