Let Me Make My Beliefs Clear
December 23rd 2007 16:09
On homosexuality:
I believe everyone should have the right to marriage, except homosexuals who should only have the right to civil unions, why civil unions when they are the same in everything but name? Because I believe my definition of marriage is the be all end all as written by the almighty of whom I have three different versions and a bazillion other religions have a bazillion other versions. Of course my version is the best.
Also all the republicans who are involved in gay sex scandals were setup by the liberal media.
On Christmas:
I believe everyone wants to destroy Christmas, especially liberals who hate Christmas and everything related to christianity which is why they masturbate at night to make baby Jesus cry.
On AIDS:
Only homosexuals have AIDS and they transfer it to straight people by breathing on them.
On Muslims:
They're all terrorists, I know some of them and they are too afraid to speak up against the terrorists of which they are terrorists, I don't know why I'm friends with them, I refuse to say they aren't terrorists yet at the same time I say I'm friends with them... nevermind, god spoke through me and said I'm doing the right hting and no amount of fact checking anyone here throws at me is going to change the fact that i'mright and everyone else is wrong.
On War:
We should always be fighting wars against foreign nations to spread the word of democracy and christian love EXCEPT when our president is a liberal.
On Everything Else
I'm right and you're wrong if you disagree with me, so spare me your insolence, shut up, and listen to me rant and rave about how everyone is destroying America and making my life miserable by disagreeing with me.
In the broadest sense:
I believe that everyone is entitled to freedom of expression and belief but no one is entitled to believe in something or express something different to me unless they are willing to accept they are lesser beings than me and agree that I have a right to insult them, throw Ad Hominem attacks at them and make fun of them in generel.
I believe it is self evident that god created us all equal, yet he created some more equal than others (mostly white evangelical Christians born in remote communities who have not really seen any of the world but through Fox).
I believe in never backing away from ones moral grounds, even when it's exposed to be folly, wrong and incensitive (unless of course someone who disagrees with me starts agreeing with me). Stubborness is a trait we should all love and respect when it's me (or somone who only ever agrees with me) practicing it, otherwise it's a showing of your weakness in character because you refuse to open up your eyes.
I believe everyone should have the right to marriage, except homosexuals who should only have the right to civil unions, why civil unions when they are the same in everything but name? Because I believe my definition of marriage is the be all end all as written by the almighty of whom I have three different versions and a bazillion other religions have a bazillion other versions. Of course my version is the best.
Also all the republicans who are involved in gay sex scandals were setup by the liberal media.
On Christmas:
I believe everyone wants to destroy Christmas, especially liberals who hate Christmas and everything related to christianity which is why they masturbate at night to make baby Jesus cry.
On AIDS:
Only homosexuals have AIDS and they transfer it to straight people by breathing on them.
On Muslims:
They're all terrorists, I know some of them and they are too afraid to speak up against the terrorists of which they are terrorists, I don't know why I'm friends with them, I refuse to say they aren't terrorists yet at the same time I say I'm friends with them... nevermind, god spoke through me and said I'm doing the right hting and no amount of fact checking anyone here throws at me is going to change the fact that i'mright and everyone else is wrong.
On War:
We should always be fighting wars against foreign nations to spread the word of democracy and christian love EXCEPT when our president is a liberal.
On Everything Else
I'm right and you're wrong if you disagree with me, so spare me your insolence, shut up, and listen to me rant and rave about how everyone is destroying America and making my life miserable by disagreeing with me.
In the broadest sense:
I believe that everyone is entitled to freedom of expression and belief but no one is entitled to believe in something or express something different to me unless they are willing to accept they are lesser beings than me and agree that I have a right to insult them, throw Ad Hominem attacks at them and make fun of them in generel.
I believe it is self evident that god created us all equal, yet he created some more equal than others (mostly white evangelical Christians born in remote communities who have not really seen any of the world but through Fox).
I believe in never backing away from ones moral grounds, even when it's exposed to be folly, wrong and incensitive (unless of course someone who disagrees with me starts agreeing with me). Stubborness is a trait we should all love and respect when it's me (or somone who only ever agrees with me) practicing it, otherwise it's a showing of your weakness in character because you refuse to open up your eyes.
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