Biblical Scholars Agree: McCain IS the Anti-Christ
August 19th 2008 10:14
There was a recent rumor circulating the Internets that Obama fits the description of the anti-Christ, having Muslim ancestry and black skin.
Well that was debunked, nothing about having Muslim ancestry in the bible, but McCain, haha, hahaha, hahahahahahahaha... yes he's the anti-Christ, biblical scholars agree.
Hahahhahahaa.
Oh man.
You know this makes a surprising amount of sense, after all, Jesus Christ was anti-war and therefore a liberal.
Jesus Christ, why do you hate America!?
Well that was debunked, nothing about having Muslim ancestry in the bible, but McCain, haha, hahaha, hahahahahahahaha... yes he's the anti-Christ, biblical scholars agree.
“We believe that the End Times is near, based on the pattern of wars, earthquakes. and other strange phenomena we’ve been witnessing since the start of the New Millennium,” said Jenkins. “Given that it may be imminent, the person who controls Babylon must be the Antichrist.” Until 2003, many Christians believed that Saddam Hussein might be the Antichrist, since he started excavations to restore Babylon in the mid 1970s. But Hussein’s death meant that the Antichrist is someone else. Since Obama wants to get out of Iraq, he can’t be the Antichrist either, concluded Jenkins.
Hahahhahahaa.
Oh man.
You know this makes a surprising amount of sense, after all, Jesus Christ was anti-war and therefore a liberal.
Jesus Christ, why do you hate America!?
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