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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>2nd Amendment Rights</title>
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<description>Nobody really supports the 2nd Amendment anymore, believe you me, I mean nobody. The much hyped 'right to bear arms' has been reduced to a novelty for gun toting bible...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Paultard</title>
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<description>Continuing on from the 'Hysterical Progressives' post I made earlier I figure it's time to talk about another one of mother earths well intentioned lunatics. The Paultard Basic Description Paultards...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>How Many Terrorists Can a Terrorist Terrorize if a Terrorist Could Terrorize?</title>
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<description>It is now apparent, whatever Muslims do, or are percieved to do should be avoided otherwise it's inciting either hate or terrorism (depending on which extreme you prefer). It has...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 14:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>It's Not Child Porn If It's Art</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 10:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Seals Are Cute</title>
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<description>Ugly cats are just not worth the effort...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Would We Have Allowed Nazi Germany To Host the Olympics???</title>
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<description>A very deep and meaningful question asked by a very intelligent protestor. Clearly the Nazi's staged the Olympics, like the holocaust it never actually happened. Your text goes here</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I Was Tasered For Supporting Doctor Ron Paul</title>
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<description>I was cycling to my weekly 'Australians for Doctor Ron Paul' meetup in Sydney, Australia when a police officer bumped into me and knocked me off my bike. I fell...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I Am Most Qualified To be US President</title>
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<description>There I said it, pending a change of citizenship and place of birth as well as a good additional twenty years to my life I would be best qualified to...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If They Bark They Don't Bite</title>
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<description>Everyday I'm surprised by people who change my expectations and preconceptions of the world. Rapper MOS DEF really did put things into perspective, even if he is a little crazy.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 05:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Bush was like, 'You think you know how to kill Americans? I'll show you how to kill Americans!"</title>
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<description>Liberal political commentator Chris Rock has a few uneducated things to say about George Bush because we all know liberals are people who criticize the bush administration because they are...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Government Gives even MORE Insentive to Hijack Passenger Jets</title>
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<description>Tens of thousands of airline passengers will soon be flying on jets outfitted with anti-missile systems as part of a new government test aimed at thwarting terrorists armed with shoulder-fired...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Denial</title>
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<description>Now that Iowas polls are coming in Paultards have begun taking the steps of grief, the first of which being denial. You've just seen the worst performance that Ron will...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Verdict is in: Gobama!</title>
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<description>Obama has won the Iowa caucus with 37% followed by Hillary Clinton and Edwards something or another who tied in at 30 (slightly in Edwards favour). So GOBAMA! Teach that...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Daddy Dearest On Steroids</title>
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<description>Since so many people are killing their kids these days I figure I should do whats right, and highlight a few... Father killed children to punish estranged wife, court told...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Iowa Caucus and Ron Paul - I Win Either Way</title>
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<description>So the whole 'lets pick whose going to run next for president' elections will be starting in the US sometime soon. According to Australia it should be happening today, according...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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